Is there a career available in fangirling?

No?

Damn.

Pfft. Like I'd tell!

OMG DON'T DO THAT!!! D:

Our genetics, perhaps?

"She's a sweet girl, but kinda evil."

The alarm clock goes off. I smack the snooze button and go back to sleep. Repeat the process three or four times. Finally get up and lurch around, moaning like a zombie for several minutes. Blink at the clock. See what time it is. Panic.

To be honest, elevators make me mildly ill. I fear that this coupled with Tigger's enthusiasm could induce a full-scale case of motion sickness.

No offense intended to Tigger, but I think I would take my chances with Eeyore...

I wave my hands around and babble incoherently...and pretty much end up making whatever awkward situation I'm in exponentially worse. :P